Well, I wouldn't kill you, but I probably would pull your hair or something--coming from a person who can't send a text without proper capitalization and punctuation, or end a sentence with a preposition.
Now for some reason, I had to open this post in my browser (we received a new modem from Spectrum which was supposed to make everything quicker, easier and better, and so far it has made everything slower, harder and worse--but I am trying to dwell only on the positives in my life, so I won't brood over this "mildly inconvenient but still HAPPY turn of events."
Anyway, the reason I brought this up is because the photos of the food were supersized, as in, real life pan/plate size, and EVERYTHING looks outrageously delicious. You will definitely have to make this for me (as there are a lot of details I may not be patient enough to cover on my own), and you must absolutely include the mushrooms and toast the orzo. And make a lot. (Oh my goodness--did I just start a sentence with a coordinating conjunction word????). I must be going senile!
Oh no!!!! So distressing, and such an oversight on my part.
You can pull my hair when I see you.
Well, I wouldn't kill you, but I probably would pull your hair or something--coming from a person who can't send a text without proper capitalization and punctuation, or end a sentence with a preposition.
Now for some reason, I had to open this post in my browser (we received a new modem from Spectrum which was supposed to make everything quicker, easier and better, and so far it has made everything slower, harder and worse--but I am trying to dwell only on the positives in my life, so I won't brood over this "mildly inconvenient but still HAPPY turn of events."
Anyway, the reason I brought this up is because the photos of the food were supersized, as in, real life pan/plate size, and EVERYTHING looks outrageously delicious. You will definitely have to make this for me (as there are a lot of details I may not be patient enough to cover on my own), and you must absolutely include the mushrooms and toast the orzo. And make a lot. (Oh my goodness--did I just start a sentence with a coordinating conjunction word????). I must be going senile!
I love you!!!!
Happy to do it!
And, you forgot to close your parentheses in your second paragraph. I'm docking you two marks!